CAN I STILL GET INTO HEAVEN IF I KILL MYSELF?

carcat:

forever wondering what my language sounds like to people who can’t speak it

(via fcukingchoke)

littlemsbetty:

deerstalkingjawn:

australiansanta:

thesociallyawkwardasian:

queerlava:

thesociallyawkwardasian:

how do mermaids have babies

do you think the people who play teletubbies feel horny on set sometimes

why didn’t tarzan have a beard

how many things are there

How do ducks masturbate 

The night blogging is strong with these ones.

(Source: slutcentre, via apreslapetitmort)